"Ladies and gentlemen, I am please to announce we have found the missing mass of the universe," the researcher announced to a hedgehog of microphones. "Previously, we chalked this up to dark matter, but our findings now show this theory to be wrong."
An image appeared on the screen behind her, of the center of the Milky Way galaxy, occluded by something massive, sinuous and organic.
"Here is the missing mass!" she proclaimed. "Here, in this thing's belly! This interstellar star whale has been devouring whole star systems!"
She looked down at her notes, adjusted her glasses. "After conducting an Internet poll we have named this creature..."
She sighed.
"Whaley McWhaleface. We will not be taking any questions at this time. Thank you."
An image appeared on the screen behind her, of the center of the Milky Way galaxy, occluded by something massive, sinuous and organic.
"Here is the missing mass!" she proclaimed. "Here, in this thing's belly! This interstellar star whale has been devouring whole star systems!"
She looked down at her notes, adjusted her glasses. "After conducting an Internet poll we have named this creature..."
She sighed.
"Whaley McWhaleface. We will not be taking any questions at this time. Thank you."
We'd be lucky to get away without Galactus McGalactusface or Unicron McUnicronface
ReplyDeleteRunners-up in the poll, presumably.
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