This
came out in, what, 2015, maybe 2016 I think (no I can't be bothered to look it up what do you think this is, a reputable blog or something?), anyway breaking news, really securing my rep as a writer
and critic on the cutting edge of the scene. It’s a kind of docu-drama I guess,
a fictionalized re-enactment of key moments in the life of Colombian 70s-80s
cocaine kingpin Pablo Escobar.
First
off, let me confess I only watched this because I kind of liked Boyd Holbrook’s
performance in “Logan” and I’m kind of burnt out on any and all things Disney (Am I going to watch the next Marvel D+ series coming out next month? Oh you bet I am).
Or serialized shows generally that aim to just go on forever, like the Simpsons,
shows that exist only to go on existing.
It’s
nice to have a show that has a definitive endpoint in mind.
Second
off, great mustache work all round. Really, hats off to the mustache wrangler.
Amazing stuff. Everybody rocking the 80s porn ‘stache, the pencil, the
handlebar, the horseshoe, the Miami Vice stubble, you name it. First-class
follicles.
Third off, watching
this is almost exactly like watching the old “Unsolved Mysteries” TV show from
the 80s, which might be a deliberate nod given the time period, look it up on
YouTube if you don’t know what I’m talking about, anyway where Robert Stack
would narrate a re-enactment of some crime or mystery or other. Narcos has
almost the same format, stretched into 10-episode seasons: Boyd Holbrook does a
bit of serious narrating, cut to 5-minute re-enactment of the life of Pablo
Escobar, cut to archive news footage from the period, rinse and repeat.
Especially
in the first half of season one, this gives the show a kind of jerky
stop-and-start pace, with the years just racing by, pausing only for three
lines of dialog between Pablo (hands on hips, joint in mouth) and his cousin
Gustavo (hands on hips, cigarette in mouth, hunter cap on head).
Boyd
is a DEA agent, Pedro Pascal his partner, and the two are ostensibly main characters
but they don’t do much other than angrily swear to take down Escobar about
twice per episode. That’s on the powdery side of thin for characterization, and
gets old pretty quick, particularly when you realize these boys have been
sniffing too much of their own product and ain’t got a hope in hell of actually
catching the man—it’s all just so much hot air.
The
show is set almost exclusively in Colombia, so on the one hand it provides a look
at America’s War on Drugs from the outside, as it were, from the viewpoints of both
the drug dealers and the government that had to deal with them. I think this
format lets the USA off a little lightly, okay a little very extremely lightly,
as the market whose combination of ravenous, insatiable appetite for cocaine
and flailing, desperate attempts to squash the consumption of cocaine helped
create people like Escobar.
It's also good though to move away from the US as the center of all creation and see how all the flailing affected people in the country it all started in, caught in the crossfire, kind of double victims here, of drug lords empowered by American money and pawns in a war waged with American money, victims of the consequences of both America's hypocritical love and hate of drugs. The insights into the internal workings of Colombia's politics and attempts to deal with Escobar wound up being the most interesting part of the show.
Haha,
hoho, here’s what I said at the end of my review of last week’s episode:
“In
many ways then, with only one episode left and having only barely scratched the
surface of its premise, this is starting to
feel like Marvel’s version of Netflix’s “Jupiter’s Legacy”, an entire season
whose raison d'ĂȘtre is
setting up either a sequel or some other piece of the MCU.”
Boy, when I am right, I am
right.
The whole thing did indeed turn
out to have been an exercise in scene-setting, shuffling pieces into position
and revealing the MCU’s next Big Bad:
Some Guy.
Yes, yes, I know, comic book
fans tell me he’s supposedly “Kang the Conqueror” who is apparently not related
to Kodos haha still killing it with the Simpsons references 20 years later, but
within the context of the show itself, he’s Some Guy. He does no conquering, kanglish or otherwise. If you know nothing about the character, just as I don't, then there is nothing within show itself to make the reveal anything other than a baffling non-event.
We spent six weeks building up
to Loki and Other Loki meeting:
Some Guy.
The two journey to the castle
at the End of Time, and meet Some Guy. They sit down across a table from Some
Guy and for the next 15 minutes he explains what exactly the TVA is and why he
created it. To whit: If you have infinite (or nearly infinite) universes, then the bell curve and normal distribution of human experience says you will always have universes in which a ruthless, ambitious conqueror will
arise and seek to dominate all of reality. The only way to prevent this from
happening is to have only one universe, where said conqueror does NOT arise,
and ruthlessly eliminate all other realities.
Some Guy then gives the two Lokis a
choice: Let him live and go back to their lives in the one and only reality, or
they can kill him, in which case multiple realities will emerge, and the law of
probability says a power-crazed dictator will arise again. Boy Loki wants to
let Some Guy live, revenge-crazed Girl Loki wants him dead, they fight, because
the only people in the MCU who can threaten superheroes are other superheroes,
Boy Loki sems to win Girl Loki over with the power of luuurve, but
doesn’t really. She kills Some Guy, thus spawning the creation of multiple
realities, a conclusion that everyone who knew the titles of the upcoming
Spider-Man and Doctor Strange movies was already expecting. Credits end with
the announcement of season 2.
How to evaluate this then: As
an episode, as a series, as part one of a larger story?
As an episode it is, quite
frankly, one of the worst cases of tell-don’t-show I’ve witnessed in recent
televisual entertainment. It’s mostly Some Guy sitting at a desk and telling
his life story, only cutting away to inconsequential scenes with other
characters every once in a while to obscure the fact that it’s mostly Some Guy
sitting at a desk and telling his life story.
As the end of the series, it’s
a startlingly dull climax. I know comic book fans are losing their minds over
the introduction of Kang the Conqueror into the MCU, but for those of us
unfamiliar with his kangic conquering, he’s just Some Guy. Yay, the MCU is
finally going to feature Some Guy. By which I mean the Big Bad has been absent
the entire series so the only thing we’ve seen him do is sit at a desk and tell
his life story. Which by my reckoning is not, though I may be made of sterner
stuff than the average television viewer, especially big, nor bad.
The basic concept, I dig, a
sort of Darwinistic survival-of-the-most-ruthless multiverse in which wiping
out other realities becomes not evil, but a simple matter of self-defense. Free
will must be limited in order to ensure there is any free will at all. That’s
an interesting moral dilemma, which is a shame, as we’re only introduced to it
about 10 minutes before the end of the season.
As a result, it’s not a
dilemma we’ve seen dramatized in any way shape or form on our screen. We’re
just told that this dilemma exists. One revenge-crazed person gives it
precisely zero thought and kills the guy preventing it from happening anyway.
So the climax doesn’t even really work as the climax to the season.
As part one of a larger story?
Hm. Television shows with story arcs that span multiple seasons are nothing
new, so I suppose in hindsight it was maybe unfair of me to criticize the show
for lack of direction and clarity, but this is the Internet so there’s no way
in hell I’ll admit to that. Double down, my friends, always double down.
In all seriousness (okay, in a
modicum of seriousness), one would not fault, say, “The Fellowship of the Ring”
for not getting even halfway to Mordor, or to use more recent examples, season
one of “Game of Thrones” for not giving us a winner to the thronic game, or
season one of “The Witcher” for not resolving everything about Geralt and his
adoptive daughter, Ciri.
Taking the analogy further, one does not get angry at a chapter for not concluding the story, nor irritated with a paragraph for not ending the chapter, nor disappointed with a sentence for not ending a paragraph.
I suppose the difference is framing and expectation—the way a storyteller begins to tell their story determines the boundaries we set on that nebulous concept of a "story", and sets our expectations for how much story we will get, and at what pace or speed. If you begin
watching in the expectation the show will deliver an ending, at least to this
particular arc if not the Lokis’ whole story, in six weeks’ time, then finding
it was all just piddling about before the story actually gets going will feel
like a bit of bait and switch.
In retrospect I find it
renders the whole season rather hollow. It was all a bit of screwing around,
stalling for time until the cliffhanger so that Marvel could reveal:
Some Guy.
Bad enough that the titular
main character, Boy Loki, has been reduced to second fiddle tagging along with
other, more interesting characters, but then even his more interesting Girl
Loki self is revealed to also have been no more than a prop, a way of
maneuvering this fictional universe into position to reveal:
Some Guy.
I’ve found this to be a trap
some longer-running shows seem to fall into. “Vikings” didn’t seem to be about
anything, just stuff happening to a bunch of Vikings (the Siege of Paris
storyline being the one exception, and a standout because of it). I tried
watching Netflix’s “Travelers” recently too and it had the same problem—time
travelers from a “12 Monkeys”-ish dark future travel to our time to change our
future/their past, and just, kind of, do stuff. They seem to accomplish their
main mission halfway through the first season, but then the show just keeps
going for another two and a half seasons as far as I can tell. Stuff keeps
happening. Not stuff with any greater direction or point, just. Stuff.
You know what? I don’t buy it
anymore. Maybe this makes me the old man being angry at the cloud, two Simpsons references in one post I'm just killing it here, but no, I don't buy it anymore.
An entertaining story should have some kind of point to it. A
satisfying, entertaining story should not rely on half a dozen other bits of
future, unreleased entertainment in order to be entertaining. Yes, season one of “Game of
Thrones” was setup for the quasi-Wars-of-the-Roses style Lannisters versus
Starks battle, “The Witcher” was setup for Geralt reuniting with Ciri, but they
delivered clear conclusions to their mini-arcs. Likewise, “Dune” ends with Paul
becoming emperor, “Star Wars” with the Death Star blowing up, or even “Phantom
Menace” with the trade route taxation or whatever tf it was getting worked out.
Entertainment can be part of a larger property yet still deliver a satisfying
arc that has a definite conclusion.
It should not, in other words,
be a six-hour intro for:
Having
exhausted all possible criticism, I find myself forced to choose between either
repeating myself or actually being nice about the show.
Having
exhausted all possible criticism, I find myself forced to choose between either
repeating myself or actually being nice about the show.
Having
… okay, well you get the joke.
Instead
of recapping the show, let’s talk about what’s really important here: Me.
And
my opinions.
To whit, my main trouble with the show is its kind of flabby
structure, sort of aimless meandering between plot points without clear
conflicts or objectives that would provide tension and suspense, favoring
instead to keep the audience in a state of perpetual bewilderment in the hopes
that people enjoy being outsmarted by their entertainment choices.
Even
as a mystery I find it unfulfilling, as the show presents not one mystery, but
a kind of series of Russian matryoshka nesting doll mysteries, in which
mysteries are presented and then immediately solved in the next episode, only
for another one to be presented.
This
most recent episode was a case in point. When we left off last week, it was
suddenly revealed that getting dematerialized by the time cops of the TVA
doesn’t actually kill you—Boy Loki is supposedly disintegrated, only to wake up
in a post-apocalyptic New York and find himself facing four different
incarnations of himself: Homemade cosplay Loki (Richard E Grant), kid Loki (not
Richard E Grant), black Loki with a hammer (still not Richard E Grant) and
literally an alligator Loki (could be Richard E Grant, who knows, the man has a
formidable range). So we are left with two mysteries: Where or when is this?
Who are these other guys and what are they doing there?
Well
we get our answers in the first ten minutes or so: It’s the “Void” at the end
of time, which we didn’t know was a thing until we were suddenly introduced to
it just now so there’s not much you can say to it except “oh, huh, okay”. It’s the place where everything the baddies at the TVA want banished is transported to, so that
whoever it is can’t muck up the timeline anymore (being at the end of time, and all). The end of
time apparently involves a beastie that’s kind of a cross between the balrog
and the smoke monster from “Lost” that devours everything, which is also not a
thing we were aware existed until just now. Eliciting another rousing, “oh,
neat, I guess” from the audience.
The
other Lokis are all, like our main Loki, “variants” that somehow accidentally changed
the canonical timeline, got caught and packed off to the Void. What are they doing? Not a
lot. Hanging out in an underground nuclear shelter, basically. Quite how they managed to find our Loki whilst evading an all-devouring smoke monster is a bit
of a mystery, but whatever keeps the plot going I guess.
My
point being, all the questions you had at the end of last week have now been
answered. Since none of the answers have any grounding in anything that’s come before,
you’re just left with a kind of dull acceptance. Sure. Why not.
During
the meanwhilst, Girl Loki captures TVA Judge Renslayer (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) and
demands to know what’s really going on with the TVA—who is in charge? Renslayer
(Gugu Mbatha-Raw) appears to change sides, but doesn’t really. Cornered and
desperate, Girl Loki disintegrates herself rather than allow herself to be captured by Renslayer (Gugu Mbatha-Raw)—supposedly in the hopes that this
will enable her to find Boy Loki, though she would have no reason to suspect
disintegration does anything other than what it says on the tin, unless she’s
read the script.
She
meets up with Mobius (Owen Wilson) and then with Boy Loki and his merry men (viz
himself, himself as a kid, himself, and himself as an alligator). There follows
the one stretch of the show that’s actually pretty good, including some humorous
bits between Mobius and Old Loki about whether or not the alligator is really a
Loki (“Well, he’s green,” observes Old Loki, “although he could be lying.”)
There’s also a nice quiet bit between Boy Loki and Girl Loki as they
contemplate the future and what will happen should they win.
So
I’ll give the show two points: One, the structure for this episode is clear and dramatic, the struggle to subdue or kill the smoke monster and escape the Void. Two, it really nails the character bits when it isn’t
trying to push the plot from twist to twist. Owen x Tom has been gold from the
get-go (though the sudden shift from hostility to best friends has been a bit
sudden, but we’ll let that slide and assume a lot of time has passed
off-camera), and here both Owen x Richard and Tom x Sophia are amusing and,
dare I say it, even a bit touching. Though the beats between Tom and Sophia
probably should have come in episode 3 and thus feel like a rehash. But I’ll
take what I can get.
We
end on a climax that is a bit of a repeat of the climax to the first Guardians
of the Galaxy movie, in which our heroes join hands in the midst of purplish-black
CGI smoke and use the power of friendship (or twu rub in this case,
perhaps?) to make some glowing fireworks, find the emotional fortitude to
overcome the enemy, and then triumph. The smoke dissipates, revealing a portal
to a castle at the end of time and, presumably, the lair of who- or whatever is
behind the TVA.
It’s
a serviceable cliffhanger, I suppose, and probably the only one the writers
could have gone with, since “Who really runs the TVA?” is the only mystery left
unexplored. It’s not a particularly compelling one to me, as we weren’t even
aware that was a mystery until last episode, so we’ve had all of 40
minutes buildup to it, and while we’re on the subject, from a structural
standpoint not introducing your villain until the very last episode of the
series feels like an extremely odd choice.
We
are left with a main character who sort of staggers through the story, repeating
the same beats, constantly bewildered, never exercising any real agency. It’s
Girl Loki’s story, and the show would probably have been a thousand times
better if it hadn’t been bogged down by the need to focus on a character (viz
Tom Hiddle starring as Boy Loki) who isn’t all that central to the story,
really.
In
many ways then, with only one episode left and having only barely scratched the
surface of its premise, this is starting to feel like Marvel’s version of the Netflix
flop “Jupiter’s Legacy”, an entire season whose raison d'ĂȘtre
is setting up either a sequel or some other piece of the MCU.
I know Marvel is addicted to trying to interconnect anything and everything so people feel
obliged to watch every bit of product the content manufacturing machine churns
out, but this is the first time I’ve felt that was the only reason for
one of their properties to exist.
Let
us begin, as the show itself does, with a quick recap of the story so far:
Avengers
Assemble Loki (Tom) breaks the MCU continuity and picks up the magic Tesseract stone
during Avengers Endgame, thus escaping Thor 2 and 3 as well as Avengers Infinity
War but not escaping a black-clad SWAT team from the Kafka/Gilliamesque Time
Variance Authority (TVA) time cops who Don’t Approve of That Sort of Thing.
Tomki
is saved from callous and disinterested disintegration at the last minute, by
TVA Agent Mobius (Wowen Wilson), who needs his help to track down another MCU
canon-unfriendly Loki.
This
they then do.
Said
Loki turns out to be… dun Dun DUN… a GURL (Sophia).
Sophki
and Tomki escape the TVA by fleeing across time and space to a purple-grey moon
called Lamentis where, in a refreshing break from the SF trope of things
crashing into planets, a planet is about to crash into them.
This it then does.
Cue
cliffhanger ending.
While
the back and forth between Owen and Tom has been fun to watch, thanks mainly to
both actors’ ability not to overplay their hands and let the vulnerability and humanity of the
characters shine through, I’ve found the plot a bit shapeless and meandering,
probably because the writers’ instincts seem to be to treat the narrative like
a mystery that must be kept from the audience, rather than a superhero action
flick where all is on display.
Given
that Disney-Marvel-Pixar-Lucasfilm is three quarters of the entertainment world
these days, I think it’s great that shows like Wandavision and Loki are
starting to experiment with the boundaries and possibilities of the superhero
genre. However. I think mysteries have their own conventions. To put it as
stupidly and crudely as I can (and I am exceptionally stupid and crude), in act
one you set up the mystery, act two allow your protagonist to follow the clues
and decode the mystery, then in act three reveal and confront the antagonist.
This
they have not done.
Instead
of being upfront with the mystery or conflict or issue it is trying to resolve,
each episode of Loki answers one mystery, only to immediately set up a new and
completely different mystery, meaning I don’t feel there’s any forward momentum
or progress being made. Instead, we get a similar set of plot points and near-copies
of various scenes cycling around and around like the show is its own little
time loop.
So
as we open on the doomed moon, Sylvie (Girlki) gives us her sad, touching
flashback origin story (which probably could have fit into episode 3 instead of
the pointless toing and froing), in which we confirm that the TVA are actually
the bad guys, not poor Sylvie. Boyki is touched. They hold hands. And Wowen
appears at the 11th hour to rescue Tom. Again.
On a
side note, I think the show breaks its own rules in order to get the couple (does
falling in love with yourself count as narcissism if it’s technically a
different person, or incest? Hm) out of a jam, as the whole point of going to
an impending apocalypse was that, since everyone is about to die, non-canon
people can do literally anything without affecting the timeline. Here, we are
told that two gods of mischief potentially making a bit of mischief beneath the
sheets, wink wink, would create a “Nexus event” though quite how—since
they were 2 seconds away from a fiery death—I do not pretend to understand.
In
any event Loki is captured, again, and interrogated by Mobius, again.
Tom reveals Loki’s bad-boy brashness is a cover for his insecurities, again (actually
for about the third time so far, I think). Tom also tries to convince Owen that
he’s working for the bad guys. Mobius goes to talk to his boss, Judge Renslayer
(Gugu Mbatha-Raw and that’s too good a name not to spell out in full), again.
She informs him Tom and Sophia are scheduled for execution.
Which
seems like another one of these pointless scenes to me. Instead of saving
people you intend to kill from certain death, you could, and I apologize if my
reasoning here is a little complex but bear with me, you could—you know. Just. Not.
Anyway,
the chat with his boss is enough to raise Owen’s suspicions, so he decides to
do a bit of snooping.
This
he then does.
With
astonishing speed Owen discovers his entire life is a lie. He saves Tom only he
doesn’t—instead Own gets caught and disintegrated by Renslayer’s goons. OR DOES
HE?
That’s the trouble with killing off characters in a show entirely built
around time travel, particularly a post Endgame Marvel show about time travel:
We all know the show is going to cheat. Sure, sure, show, Owen Wilson is dead.
Sure, we believe you.
So
the net effect of this sequence is to subtract one Owen from the show, but
Tommy and Sylvie are still destined for the chop. They are brought before the
Time Keepers, the supposed leaders of the TVA, break free thanks to an oddly
useless bit of help from one of the time cops now sympathetic to Sylvie
(earlier Nice Cop breaks Sylvie out of prison, only to put her straight back in
again, only to throw her a weapon at the dramatically appropriate moment), and
a rather awkward stick fight breaks out.
In
the fight, one of the Time Keepers gets their heads knocked off, revealing they
are actually a brainless android. “But who created the TVA?” cries Tom. Ooh a
new mystery, how lovely, how delightful not to know who the antagonist is two
thirds of the way through the series. Certainly this has never happened before
in a Marvel show and certainly not Wandavision.
Anyway,
Tom is about to confess his feelings for Sylvie, again, when he gets
disintegrated. OR DOES HE?
No.
No he doesn’t.
Cut
to a mid-credits scene that I nearly missed because none of the first three
episodes had ones (yes, very sneaky, fuck you too show), where Tom awakes in a
post-apocalyptic New York and finds himself face-to-face with Comic Book Loki
(Richard Grant), Kid Loki and His Pet Alligator Loki Complete With Horned Crown
and Hammer Loki Or Something Look I Don’t Know He Was On Screen For Like Two
Seconds. Another mystery. Great.
It
may be that when all of this is over and the final shape is revealed everything
in this show will turn out to be perfectly placed and paced and all fit
together as seamlessly as Tom Cruise and his Motorcycle, but the actual process
of sitting through it is just a tad frustrating. Unless audiences have been
conditioned to spend the entire time not quite understanding what the fuck is
going on.
The
mid-credits scene is a pretty good encapsulation of my beef with the show. No
warning or foreshadowing or set up we were going to have a mid-credits scene.
No hint that being disintegrated by the TVA means anything other than being
wiped out of existence. Not even a whisper as to who all these other Lokis are
and what they’re doing hanging out in the ruins of a New York City. You’re just
presented with a series of baffling moments and expected to be happy because
this show thinks that pulling the rug from under your audience and going
“TADAAA!” is somehow synonymous with good TV.
There’s
a danger in playing too much to the audience’s reaction, I think. As someone
much smarter than me once remarked—and I won’t credit them because nobody likes
a smarty pants—it’s the difference between Olympic wresting and WWF wresting.
Olympic wresting can get the audience on their feet, but that’s not its sole
objective. Whereas the only reason anybody in WWF does anything is to get a
reaction. Now call me an elitist snob or whatever you will (it’s okay it’s the
Internet I can’t hear you) but I for one do not think it’s healthy if all your
entertainment is as hollow as professional wrestling.
The
phrase ‘subverting expectations’ has much to answer for. Our current Lost/Game
of Thrones/Rise of Skywalker fetish for keeping people guessing at every point
in the story means the audience is reduced to vegetative spectating, a kind of lumpen
potateriat.
Even
a mystery, I think, has to be clear about what the friggin mystery actually is. Be clear about what is unclear. We in the audience have to know what it is that we don’t know, so that we can
look forward to knowing. Suspense requires anticipation. I can’t anticipate
this show because I have absolutely no idea what is going to happen from moment
to moment. So there’s no suspense. I have no idea what mysteries are going to
be solved because I don’t even know what the mysteries are.
Ah,
makes me want to get a stiff drink and watch Mad Max again.