Saturday, July 28, 2018

Wolves




The wind scratched at Vathis like ten thousand cold claws as he floundered through the snow.

Vathis cursed the cold and cursed this dead planet and cursed the Captain who’d led them here. Led them to die out here. He didn’t curse the thing they’d found, no. That might call it.

He tightened his mask and listened to the wind, but now it whispered of prey and the chase, and the stories were not his. Once the hunt had been theirs, the search across the icy gulfs of space to fall upon some fallow world, but these mournful songs belonged to the pack hunters, the scavengers in this wasteland. 

Vathis redoubled his pace, and clutched his prize against his chest.

Through the flying ice his four eyes made out a steep-sloped hill. He scrabbled towards it and hauled himself up the side, the baying creatures closer now. Over his shoulder he saw them flowing liquidly across the ground, yellow eyes glittering. 

The wind sang of the scent on the wind, of reckless hate and burning hunger.

Captain Skelsi had been so proud. A touchstar, he had said, hidden within this forgotten corner of a nowhere system, once home to some nothing race that had devoured itself. A touchstar, far from the scrabblings of the other Houses, a thing to raise their shoddy clan to glory. The prize would be theirs.

“Grave-robbing?” Vathis had muttered to himself. He’d been against this from the start. Not that Skelsi had listened. 

“This isn’t theft. You cannot steal from the dead,” Skelsi had said, and dismissed him with a wave of one of his upper arms. 

Look what that arrogance had brought them.

They’d pawed through the brittle remains of blasted cities—Skelsi in the lead of course, a reluctant Vathis at the rear—burrowed into the cold corpse of a long-dead civilization, until they’d found it, found the touchstar. Brushing aside the spiky, trefoil warning signs posted about a concrete and steel sarcophagus, they’d found this glowing echo, this faint reflection of the sun’s life-giving rays.

Found the thing which kept it, too, as old and bitter as the winter wind. 

Skelsi had brushed Vathis aside, rushing forward to claim his prize. Instead, it claimed his life. Skelsi had died first, and the others, all save Vathis—last and least—who had fled with this one fragment.

Vathis clambered over the sharp, cutting rocks with all four hands, until he stood at the top of the hill, crested by a snow-capped boulder. He placed his back against it, drew his pistol with an upper hand, a knife in each of his lower two. The animals drew closer, circling, fangs bared. The wind crowed of red joy and white bones. 

And then they drew back, turned and fled. The wind stilled. The touchstar in his hand throbbed, like something alive.

Vathis turned. Skelsi wrapped his cold, dead hands about Vathis’ neck. “You cannot steal from the dead,” he hissed. 

His fingers bit like ten thousand cold claws.

Friday, July 27, 2018

Anabasis

“You are trapped, mercenary, five hundred leagues from home,” said the satrap. “Before you lies the trackless desert, beyond that impassible mountains. How do you think you can escape?"

"Same way we got here,” said the Greek. “One step at a time.”


* * *

Based on "Anabasis," by the Greek general Xenophon.

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Destroyer of Worlds

"How'd it go?"

"Guess."

"He's doubling our funding, putting us up for the Pulitzer and sending us on a vacation somewhere warmer. Like Mercury." 

"Close. Field ready by the end of the month or he's closing us down."

"Not unexpected, Kitty. What's the next move?"

"Try again. Figure a way around the schizophrenic heautoscopy. Something about waking up and finding you're the copy seems to drive them mad."

"Maybe we need better material."

"You've got an idea, Jules?"

"The volunteers have been special forces, alpha wolves. We need military training, but without the self-regard. Someone detached, maybe who doesn't even feel human."

"A sociopath."

"Or traumatized."

"Stop."

"You know it could work, Kitty."

"Hasn't he been through enough already?"

"He's one man. At the moment. Put that in the balance against the entire human race."

"It'll destroy his world, you know."

"Wouldn't be the first time."

Medieval Italian Man

The blacksmith eyed the stranger, the stump of his right wrist wrapped in red rags. “I can’t forge you a new hand,” he said, “that is beyond my skill.”

“Revenge only needs a blade,” the other growled. “Fingers would just get in the way.”

* * *

Medieval Italian Man is the hero we deserve.

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

At the pass of the Alps

We are alike yet unalike, both so far from home, both carrying great burdens. An elephant seems gentle, though a mother will kill her unwanted calf. Whereas I seem harsh, yet would die for these boys, my sons. 

Life is wild and cruel, and demands hard choices. 

I will carry this burden, shivered Hannibal, just as the elephant does, and make the hard choices.

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Thank You For Your Service

Maintenance Frame #27B-6 felt its eyes grow dim. Electrons slowed, time grew still. It sat down heavily on unfeeling legs, and let both broom and programming fall away.

The broom clattered to the cracked ground, beneath a broken roof and empty sky.

There was no fear, only satisfaction. After a thousand years, it would be rewarded. The Manufacturer was all-knowing, all-seeing and filled with love. It must be so; why else would It have breathed life into silicon and aluminum? #27B-6 had carried out its programming faithfully; it would be welcomed back to the Factory. 

It felt sure.

Monday, July 23, 2018

Anchor Baby

My wife and I rushed hand-in-hand through the airport.
“It’s coming!” she cried in tears, clutching her belly.
Our daughter was born just inside the boarding gate.
“The child is ours, of course,” said the attendant said gravely.
We both smiled, our child’s future secured.

* * *

Chick-fil-A baby shows us the future of recruitment.

Sunday, July 22, 2018

You Are What You Eat

“Your soul is MINE,” crowed Acererak the Demi-Lich.

“…and all that goes with it,” I gasped as it was sucked from my body.

The fires in the jeweled eyes grew dim. “All I want to do now is … nap,” the undead sorcerer muttered. 

Then, realization of what I’d done. “FUCK!”

Saturday, July 21, 2018

Involuntary Celebrity

When he shambled, bleary-eyed, to pick up the morning paper, there was a crowd outside his front door. Some cheered, some threw eggs.

"What the hell?" He knuckled his eyes, but the crowd remained.

"Your photo was posted online," said a reporter. "Guess it hit a nerve or something, who even knows these days. You've gone viral. How’s that feel?"

He stood there, blinking in his boxer shorts and faded Hawaiian holiday T-shirt, yellow yolk slipping gently down the front. Overhead: news helicopters.

"But why the eggs?"

A shrug. "Should've watched what you said in high school. By the way, what're your plans now you've been fired?" 

The Legend of Sargon

The mother changed her face, the son changed the land. The father tilled the earth, the son cultivated men. The king gave him a cup, the cup-bearer took the throne. The rivers washed the babe, his armies washed their swords in the sea.

* * *

Inspired by the Legend of Sargon inscription, the beginning of which runs like this:

Sargon, the mighty king, king of Agade, am I.
My mother was a changeling, my father I knew not.
The brother(s) of my father loved the hills.
My city is Azupiranu, which is situated on the banks of the Euphrates.
My changeling mother conceived me, in secret she bore me.
She set me in a basket of rushes, with bitumen she sealed my lid.
She cast me into the river which rose not (over) me,
The river bore me up and carried me to Akki, the drawer of water.
Akki, the drawer of water lifted me out as he dipped his e[w]er.
Akki, the drawer of water, [took me] as his son (and) reared me.
Akki, the drawer of water, appointed me as his gardener ...