"What the hell?" He knuckled his eyes, but the crowd remained.
"Your photo was posted online," said a reporter. "Guess it hit a nerve or something, who even knows these days. You've gone viral. How’s that feel?"
He stood there, blinking in his boxer shorts and faded Hawaiian holiday T-shirt, yellow yolk slipping gently down the front. Overhead: news helicopters.
"But why the eggs?"
A shrug. "Should've watched what you said in high school. By the way, what're your plans now you've been fired?"
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ReplyDeleteSun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin' everybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day, hey hey
Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack?
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