Title:
Dune: Part One
Directed
by: Denis Villeneuve
Written
by: Frank Herbert, really
Just to underscore how totally
topsy-turvy our whole world has because of the whole covid thing, here’s a
major Hollywood movie that actually came out here in Japan first, instead of
six months later. Score!
Now I know some of us, me included, have
been a little nervous about how this was being adapted for the big screen. You
know, what got changed, what got cut, that type of stuff. Well, let me quickly
reassure you:
It is TOTALLY long.
Almost three hours long. At last, a
movie that delivers what the fans have always demanded: increased running time.
Real talk though, since movie critics
these days are about as impartial as figure skating judges, you want to know if
this movie lands the jumps or if it just whacks you in the kneecaps and calls
it a day. And who can you trust if not some random dude online using an
outdated medium to spew incoherent opinions? I got you, bro. Here’s the deal:
It’s okay.
Everybody says the novel “Dune” is a
tough movie to film because it’s so complicated, and sure that’s partly it, but
the other part is because it’s hard to get a handle on exactly what it’s about.
Not in the surface-level plot sense, but in the sense of, what is the point of
any of this? Like there's stuff on ecology on there, a lot about expanding the limits of human capabilities with people who can navigate between stars or make super-fast calculations and people who can use their voice to subliminally control others and people with super-fast reflexes, then there's this whole thing about the dangers of a charismatic leader because the mistakes of the leader are multiplied by the number of followers they have and wow, it's all a bit much. And this movie never really gets to that. It’s all muscle, no
heart; all plot, no point.
Before we go on with the plot breakdown
though, spoilers for a book that’s now around 60 years old and has already been
adapted for the screen twice, so if you need a spoiler warning then you are
weak, your bloodline is weak and will be among the first to perish when the apocalypse
comes. Okey dokey? Great, here we go.
If you were worried this movie was going
to be a little dense and packed with all kinds of made-up names and stuff well
then I gotta tell you buddy that is totally not untrue. Spot on really. Good
call. The first third is disjointed almost to the point of incoherence,
throwing scenes at you almost at random in the rush to set up all the
storylines and characters, without making you really care about them.
First, we get a background exposition
from Chani (Zendaya) about oppression, because oppression is HOT, though we’re
going to be a little vague about it for the rest of the movie as we have all
these other things we have to introduce. Cut to Paul Atreides (Timothee
Chalamet) heavily implying he’s part of the oppression and then there’s a made-for-movie
yet largely unnecessary scene where his father, Duke Leto Atreides (Oscar
Isaac) is commanded by the Emperor to take over the planet Arrakis from their
enemies, Vladimir Harkonnen (Stellan Skarsgard) and his bald albino friends. We
take time out during this scene to meet Thufir Hawat (Stephen McKinley
Henderson, an actor whose name is longer than his part is) who is a Mentat,
meaning he’s like a human version of Excel. Pretty neat huh? Don’t worry if you
miss it, this ability will never come up again.
We’re then introduced to the family retainers
Duncan Idaho (Jason Momoa), oozing Hawaii from every pore, Gurney Halleck (Josh
Brolin) and Doctor Yueh (Chang Chen) then there’s this neat scene where an old
lady from the handover scene (Charlotte Rampling) comes back and makes Paul
stick his hand in her box until he screams. Then she just suddenly leaves
without being clear about what that was all about, so we can have Paul’s mother
Jessica (Rebecca Ferguson) shout the explanation to him in a rainstorm. There’s
also a cool fight scene where we see guys in the future wear personal shields
that stop any high-speed blow or projectile which seems like it would be
highly effective in combat, only it later turns out it’s really not and soldiers
get killed super easily.
Then it’s off to the titular planet,
where Paul survives an assassination attempt with a mosquito-shaped drone,
meets some of the local “Fremen”, and goes to watch a crew harvesting spice, a psychoactive
substance that extends life and grants prophetic visions. A giant sandworm
attacks, and it’s really cool, kind of shaped like a dick but with massive spiny
teeth, like a vagina. What? Oh yeah and the spice starts giving him visions and
he starts hearing weird voices telling him to fulfill his destiny which turns
out to be kind of irresponsible of the voices because they distract him immediately
before the giant sandworm attacks and you’d think him ending up inside the
stomach of a mobile Sarlacc monster would slow you down in the destiny fulfilling
department.
Then Doctor Yueh knocks everybody out,
surprise, he’s a traitor, too bad we never had a scene or two to set that up,
and he turns off the house shields so the Harkonnens can launch a surprise
attack which consists of these kind of upside-down fireworks that look really, really cool. There's also a badass laser beam that just slices through half the city. Paul and his Mom escape, meet up with Duncan, escape again, and then meet
the Fremen, there's a duel where weird voices try to get Paul killed again by trying
to chat with him in the middle of a life and death situation, and the movie abruptly
ends but not before Chani turns to the camera, winks and says “This is just the
beginning.”
So you see it’s a pretty faithful
adaptation, though even with the long running time we don’t really linger on
anything. Were you upset they made Kynes a woman? Good news is, she’s barely in
the movie. Unsure about making the only Asian character a villain? Good news
is, he’s barely in the movie. Worried someone is going to ask you to spell
David Dastmalchian’s last name without looking it up? He’s barely in the movie.
Felt a little queasy about having Javier Bardem play a quasi-Arabic tribal
leader? Good news is you get the idea.
Part One is very much the story of Paul,
and if there’s one thing this movie gets right, it’s Paul. He is very much the
reluctant hero, an artificially manufactured messiah thanks to a literal human
breeding program. This movie really doesn’t do the emotion thing very well, but
one or two beats that actually land are about Paul and his slow realization
that yes, he’s bred to be some kind of prophetic messiah, but rather than this
being cool and awesome, he’s a freak and it’s going to be absolutely horrific.
The horror part is a little vaguely done, just impersonal stacks of bodies
burning and armies cheering his name, but it’s shot in such a way you just KNOW
some evil shit is going on.
The art direction isn’t quite as iconic
as the 1984 David Lynch movie, but it’s kind of engagingly weird. Instead of
the decadent opulence and HR Geiger techno-organic look of the former, we get
kind of post-modern brutalism. Everything is huge and blocky and bulky and the human
figures are little scurrying mice down at the bottom. Oh, and two insectile
appendages way, way up to whoever designed the look of the ornithopters. Kind
of these dragonfly-looking helicopters. Very cool.
Aside from being long, the other thing
that this movie is, above all, is loud. Like, settle the fuck down Hans Zimmer,
all this kind of alien didgeridoo and drumming and atonal chanting is atmospheric
as all hell but it’s also kind of distracting. We’ll be BRAAAP having a scene
BRAAAAAAP where someone is BRAAAAAAAAP experiencing a vis BRAAAAAAP ion or so
BRAAAAAAP meth BRAAAP ing and the score will BRAAAAAAAAP be so loud BRAAAAAAAP
you can’t hear a word. Thank god for foreign subtitles.
It’s a shame we’ve only got part one to
go on, because the stuff that I think works best is the wrestling with the
destiny thing and that barely gets going. I think Denis does a good job of
undercutting the “Chosen One” trope and shows us Paul is both uncertain of and
unready for his destiny, and frankly it’s kind of a bummer destiny anyway. Denis does a much worse job of humanizing the other characters or getting us to care
about their fates. Visually it’s interesting, but I was never knocked out, musically
it’s intriguing but intrusive.
So I’m going to stick with what I said
up top.
It’s okay.
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