Saturday, September 18, 2021

Marvel's "What If...?" (Episode 6)

Episode 6: “What if we made one that was actually kind of good?”

For all my snark about this series, I thought this week’s episode wasn’t too bad, really. So this will be short, as I’m far better at snark than expressions of genuine appreciation or emotion.

I especially liked the theme (whether intended or not, I have my doubts) about the dangers inherent in worshipping superheroes or following charismatic leaders. This is Marvel we are talking about after all, so I’m not sure whether they realized this week’s story beautifully illustrates why trusting in a superhero to save you is such a short-sighted and stupid mentality. But own goals still count as goals, so score one for Marvel!

This one does a decent job of putting familiar characters into new situations and—rather than having them just beat each other up—shows how they might react to their new situation. The conceit is that Killmonger, Michael B Jordan’s character from “Black Panther”, decides not to concoct a hideously complex and byzantine plot to take over the highly advanced hermit kingdom of Wakanda by challenging its king to ritual combat, but rather decides to concoct an even more byzantine and frankly ludicrously complex plot to provoke a war between America and Wakanda so that he can sweep in, save his homeland and rise to the throne as a hero rather than a villain.

Step one is to save Tony Stark from an ambush in Afghanistan (rewriting one of our first-ever MCU scenes waaaay back in Iron Man 1). Killmonger is handsome, he’s charming, he’s heroic, he has an amazing capacity for self-righteous violence, of course everyone immediately loves him. Naturally he exploits this hero-worship to get into Tony’s good graces and engineer an ambush that kills both Chadwick Boseman’s Black Panther and Don Cheadle’s James Rhodes, before murdering Tony and pinning the blame on Wakanda. This works like a charm and the two countries are soon at one another’s throats.

If they’d stopped there, I would have loved, LOVED this. I mean, it’s not quite an “Invincible” or “The Boys” level deconstruction of why superheroes are actually kind of a bad idea really and maybe we shouldn’t be quite so willing to stop thinking for ourselves, but for Marvel this is pretty spicy stuff.

Then they throw in a gratuitous battle scene where the Americans send in an anime esque robot army. Killmonger deactivates them, then for reasons best known to himself reactivates them and spends five minutes beating up robots with a spear. The whole battle scene is just … weird. Unnecessary and just bizarrely frames this as a heroic struggle rather than a pointless fight engineered by an unscrupulous zealot (for his own aggrandizement I guess—though he was already the hero of the hour before the fight so I’m not sure what he hoped to accomplish).

Q: So, nothing to be snarky about?

A: Well, at one point, the Watcher (the narrator) says something along the lines of “Heroes never die.”

Just after Black Panther, Iron Man and War Machine um, er … die.

Q: How many times is this series going to kill Tony Stark?

A: AS MANY AS IT TAKES.

Hey, at least the old dude from Ant-Man wasn’t the bad guy this time.

Q: Chadwick Boseman is in this one, too?

A: Yes and just to make it extra weird he voices his own ghost.

Q: Did they leave the door open for a sequel again?

A: They did indeed, featuring everyone’s two favorite Marvel characters, Pepper Potts and Black Panther’s kid sister.

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