The Horse
I
thought we could do anything. Or rather, that’s what I think now, looking back--at
the time, I doubt I was thinking at all. Just exhilarating in the moment, the
soul-cresting rush of it, when the wind in my wings was more seduction that a
thousand sea-wet nymphs.
I
knew the boy was trouble, but I knew he would never be dull. You wonder why a
majestic beast like me would submit so meekly to a mere mortal, but oh--the joy
of handing the reins to someone else, let them make all the hard decisions, and
allow yourself to be carried along for the ride. Or ridden along for it, as the
case may be.
In
our heads perhaps we are all the heroes, but in life there’s a lot to be said
for playing a bit part in life. We’re so rarely the ones carried from the stage
at the end of Act Three. Half the risk, all the fun.
And
that’s what lies beneath all heroism, the fun, escaping the bonds of routine
and gravity, common sense and expectation. The quest for a once-in-a-lifetime
experience, fueled by the foreknowledge and fear that every single moment in
our lifetimes happens only once.
“Watch
yourself,” said Athena, but she’s ageless and immortal and has never felt the
stultifying drabness of being, the grassy monotony of life’s flats or the
burrowing worm underneath the skin that asks, ‘Is this all there is?’
The
fields were blue-green and hushed as the fields of Elysium. The sun was in his
eyes that morning, Athena’s bridle in his hands, a confident smile on his lips.
He walked barefoot across the glade, dew-wet, gleaming and trembling. Each
footfall echoed like the beating of a heart. And in that beat between his
steps, maybe, I thought, this wasn’t all there was, maybe there was more.
I
stood my ground and allowed him to approach. “Watch yourself,” whispered the
goddess, but I had eyes only for him.
He
said, want to see something unbelievable?
And
I did, I did. I wanted my form immortalized in bronze, no, spelled out in
starlight, worshipped like a goddess. I wanted to run where no hoof had ever
fallen, hold in the orb of my eye sights never seen before, drink clear, cold
running waters from secret springs with a taste like ambrosia, memories frozen in
ice and captured for eternity. To touch the vault of heaven, and make it ring
beneath my hooves.
He
said, want to do something unforgettable?
And
I did. I did.
He
said, listen.
He
said, you and me, together, only we two can do this thing.
He
said, there was danger, he said, he was unafraid, he said we would be unhurt.
All I had to do was follow.
This
was an old game and one he had learned to play through one foster family after
another, through the threat of death hanging over him at every moment. A
cunning, clever boy with a fine name and finer features, he learned the rules
did not apply to him. He learned the words that kept that death from him, never
dreaming the game might change, that words might not be enough.
His
touch upon my neck, the brush of his fingers, was lingering and lightning.
Confidence and competence are different things, yet feel the same upon the
skin. Like all good liars, he believed his own lies.
He
said, trust me.
And
he smiled, and winked, and I was fool enough to think that meant he knew what
he was doing.
The Monster
Welcome,
welcome.
I
get so few visitors down here. So nice of you to come. Sit down, hang up your
sandals, take the weight off. Make yourself comfortable. The trip was pleasant,
I take it? All downhill, of course. Never mind the dog, his barks are worse
than his bites. You’d think he was the only one with three heads around here.
Hmph. I’d offer you a drink, but then you’d forget everything and we’d have to
go through the whole story again.
It’s
not so bad down here, once you accept your situation.
In
my day, I was the most feared creature in existence. So cruel and savage and
strange that none dared stand before me. Behold my fiery breath, which reaped
armies like sheaves of wheat. Flee before the lashing of my serpent-headed
tail, the very touch of which is deadly poison. Tremble at my fearsome lion’s
visage, and gibber in madness at the second, goat’s head which arises from my
back (don’t try to talk to him—deaf as a post and marginally less intelligent).
These
griffons, manticores and hippogriffs, hah, mere imitators, pale shadows. No
minotaur was I, hiding in a labyrinth cravenly begging for tribute. No sphinx
either, to shelter behind soft riddles and twisting wordplay—pure brute power
and strength I was, more harbinger of doom than mere physical presence. And
yet, it is I, not they, who became a stand-in for all things illusory and
unachievable.
Let
that be a lesson to you, mortal: do not rely on the memories of men for your
legacy.
Winged,
snake-footed Typhon was my sire, who contested the rule of the cosmos with
Olympian Zeus himself. While my major accomplishment was terrorizing a couple
of seaside villages in Anatolia. But then I console myself with the thought:
What did Achilles, the greatest of heroes, achieve but the death of his closest
and dearest friend, and of his noblest adversary? What did Odysseus, with all
his wiles and cunning, accomplish but to sail endlessly about the sea? We begin
life with such ambitions, do we not, but with age and wisdom come more modest
goals.
Even
for the son of a king, even for the favored of the gods, some trophies are
beyond even the farthest grasp. That isn’t negativity, you know, but realism.
Had you set yourself against me I would have blasted you into dust faster than
one of Zeus’ thunderbolts.
Bellerophon
came on a winged horse, and I ask you, is that sporting? Is that fair? A hero?
Hah. A bit cowardly, isn’t it, striking at an enemy that can’t hit you back?
They all had something: invulnerable but for the heel, a goddess in their
pocket, serpent’s teeth, a ball of string, a lion’s skin. A pack of cheats, the
lot of them.
And
he had the temerity to think this was all something deserved, as if he had won
the winged steed on merit. Idiot boy was accused of sleeping with another man’s
wife, got sent on a suicide mission and then fell asleep in a temple. The
living embodiment of failing upwards, until of course he very suddenly and
quite definitely wasn’t. Don’t think I’m too proud to take pleasure in that.
The
next time you see someone lauded as a hero, a champion, a strong man, remember
Bellerophon. Remember how he had everything handed to him, literal gifts from
the gods, and remember what came of all of it in the end.
He
said, I have come to slay you, ravager of Lycia. The noon time sun reflected of
the helm perched on his head, and that horse of his pawed the air in
anticipation. He said I was a blight, a pestilence, that he would scourge me
from the land and make it whole again.
Trying
to talk himself into it, I suppose. All this braggadocio and bluster serving
just to show how thin his young and brittle courage was. I said, come down from
your high horse and let’s talk about that.
He
said, I am the son of Glaucus, beloved of Athena, tamer of Pegasus.
I
said, that’s neat. I said, the bones of dead heroes lie knee-deep on the plains
of Lycia and Caria. They were all someone’s sons, they were all beloved. You
will learn how little these things matter in the circle of the world, should
you live that long. I too, have a father, one that promised me the world. I was
not afraid.
He
said, silence beast! He said, I will listen to no more of your lies! And he
pulled his iron war-helm down over his eyes, spurred his steed into the skies
and nocked a goose-feathered arrow against his chest.
It
was not a glorious battle, I’m afraid, but rather a decidedly one-sided affair.
He flew high above, his arrows stinging like thorns, but my hide was too
strong, his arrows too weak, and he could do me no harm. But always he flew out
of reach of claw and tail and tooth. A stalemate, as dignified as a cow trying
to swat a gnat with its tail. Until, in my frustration, I opened wide my maw
and let loose with a jet of flame.
Well.
We all know how well that went.
He
had a spear with a plug of lead, and thrust it down my open throat, where it ran
red and melted into my gut. Do you have any idea what molten metal feels like,
burning you form the inside? Suppose not, otherwise you’d be a resident here,
not a visitor. It is. Unpleasant.
And
then I awoke, if that’s the term, and found myself here. A fitting end for a
monster, you say, as if your end will be any different.
The Fly
Well,
that’s that then. It’s done.
Well.
Well,
well, well.
That’s
that.
I
should feel blessed, I suppose. So few get to know their mission in life, their
reason for being. Now admittedly, stinging a flying horse’s arse might not seem
like a terribly inspirational life goal, but how many gadflies have
accomplished as much? Brought low a hero, you know, a prince, a dragon-slayer,
whatsface. Perseus? Sorry, brain the size of a speck of dust, you know, no head
for memories.
I
spoke with a god, an actual god. A god! Not just any god, mind you, but THE
God, Zeus himself. Olympian Zeus, the king of the gods, the Thunderer, the
warlike, the keeper of oaths. I’ll never match that moment, never, not if I
live to be 100 days.
There
I was, just me and a few thousand of my sisters, thickening the early evening
air with our panegyric dances, swirling black embers in the tangerine light.
And then everything stopped, my sisters frozen in place, and all of creation
narrowed to just the two of us, to Olympian Zeus and me. Me, the gadfly! His
great presence filling the sky, regarding me with His wise and knowing gaze.
He
spoke, and the words echoed through creation. He said, gadfly, little gadfly,
least of all creatures, are you happy?
Not
the question I was expecting, let me assure you. I’m not sure what my
expectations were, frankly, but solicitude would rank pretty far down the list.
Took me a bit to recover my wits—yes, both of them, ha ha—before replying.
Well
that’s a funny question, O Mighty Zeus, I said. Can’t say that I am, really, I
said. Droning around in circles all day, trying to avoid getting swatted, you
know. It’s all a bit, I don’t know. You know?
I
haven’t much time left, I said. Already these wings grow stiff, the vision in my
hundred eyes grow faint, all six legs ache in the rain. I haven’t much time, or
rather, I feel I’ve missed my time, my chance to make a mark.
He
said, I see such potential in you.
It’s
funny you should say that, I said. But I still have potential, I really believe
that. I do.
He
said, you could do great things.
Well
not to boast, but if I just got a break, I think I could, I said.
He
said, I shall give you a task to prove this. Look.
And
there he was, shining Bellerophon himself, all gilded in armor and helmeted,
golden locks streaming like a banner out behind him, astride that great
ungainly horse of his. Like a statue of poured molten gold rather than anything
living. Oh, how the people must have adored him, I thought, must have drooled
over him like a fresh bit of carrion, so unlike me. Not small and mean like a
gadfly, but tall and clean and true.
I
see him, O Warlike Zeus.
He
said, he flies to heaven, though he does not have wings. This boy, homeless,
wandering, this least of men, has been gifted with everything you have earned
and struggled for. The gift of flight, the kingdom of the airs, all these and
more. He mocks you, he usurps your position.
Indeed,
this seemed impertinent to me. We gadflies have little, were are the lowliest
and least of creatures, but the skies are our birthright. How like a man to
steal from us even such simple pleasures, to invade even what tiny territory of
existence we still might call our own. Why should he be granted what we labored
and suffered for?
I
resented that. I despised this man.
I
said, what would you have of your servant, O Noble Zeus? And he told me.
Like
one of Zeus’s thunderbolts, I fell. The wind howled about in righteous if
microscopic fury. These old wings had never beaten so fast, these eyes had
never seen so keenly, this stinger had never struck so true. A sting, a
pinprick, a stab of righteous punishment, a blow to lay low all such arrogant
upstarts.
The
horse, the Pegasus, instinctively bucked, its tail lashing and rear legs
striking out. The man on the back was first thrown forward against the neck,
hands clutching at the mane, then as she reared, his fingers slid and he lost
his grip entirely, and went tumbling, whirling from the back.
Thus
are you repaid for your jealousy and avarice! I cried. I must confess, I did
rub by forelimbs together in glee, to see his misfortune.
The
boy cried once, before he fell too far. He said, what did I ever do to you?
Hah.
Feigning innocence. He knew.
So.
Nothing
to do but watch the man, this hero, hah, this brash boy fall and fall and fall,
until he was as small as I, and growing smaller.
And
it was done. The deed was done.
So.
Now
what?
The Bush
Hold
still, my friend, this might sting. Well, definitely will. Anyway, rest a
while, save your energy. You’ve had quite a fall there. Three miles if it was
an inch, I reckon. You’re lucky to be alive, so hush, less weeping and cursing
and struggling, more appreciation of the fact that I just saved your life.
The
thorns might seem cruel to you—yes, yes, I am sorry about your eyes—but spare a
thought for me, who took root and grew in a place where thorns are needed. Look
around you—ah, sorry, that was insensitive.
Ahem.
Take
this plain: Aleion, “The Wandering” they call it. Rain falls about as often as
monster-killing heroes out here. I grow thorns not out of spite, but out of
necessity, armoring myself against the trials of this world. There are half a
hundred creatures that would love to crack me open and drink the moisture I
hold inside. That may not seem like heroism to you, but it takes a different
kind of courage to survive. Life is not life out here, but rather a resource,
something to be harvested and expended when one is in need.
We
are not so different now, you and I, O Mighty Hero. What use is it to fight,
when one is sightless, senseless, rooted in place? Now there is only surrender
to the inevitable. Your life until now has been about struggle, but now you
must learn to accept. Endurance and patience, rather than strength and anger. Welcome
the cool night air—you might as well, it comes regardless.
A
hero eh, the son of a king, favored of Athena. My word, my wonder. The nettles
sting all the same though, don’t they?
Here’s
a truth for you lad, a gritty, grainy truth from down here at the bottom of the
world, coarse and rough like this plain, and that truth is your story was
always going to end this way.
A
hero might do so much, more than a thousand other men, yet still be but a
pebble in the desert, a drop of rain on this arid plain, soon evaporated,
leaving no mark behind. A king, a killer, a hero, a husband, it matters not. It
never mattered how much you achieved, it would always be wiped away in a
moment. Your flight from persecution, your rise to fame, your fall from grace,
all orchestrated by powers barely aware of your existence, your life as dependent
as the lowliest bush on the Olympian skies to bring you life-giving rains.
You
haven’t lain here more than 10 minutes, but already your fame begins to fade.
Bellerophon? Who is he? They might name a ship for you, a small one. A minor
statue in a minor town.
There
is no returning to kingship now, so put that from your mind. You’ve ridden your
last winged steed ever, slain your last monster, said goodbye to your wife for
the last time. I would say cherish the memories, but Chronos and the Fates are
pitiless things, and will not leave you even that.
You
will grow thorns, great hero, and become and prickly as I. The skin will harden
over your heart and hurts, and the memories will fade as surely as the scars.
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